Com Sex World

A look back at the week that was...

· Say hello to your future: meet Roxxxy the sex robot.
· Our camp experience was nothing like "Couples Camp"...can we get a refund?
· Want to know who Sasha Grey's dying to fuck? She's happy to tell you.
· Don Julian shares his woman (and himself) with the world. The world says thank you.
· Stoya's a "Workaholic"—no wonder we like her so much!
· No joke: this is one of the best (softcore) girl on girl scenes we've seen in ages.
· Belladonna, Nina Hartley, and Sasha Grey have their eyes on a few up and comers...and now we've got our eyes on them too (wink, wink).
· And does Lindsay Lohan have a sex tape? Only time will tell...

Because who doesn't love when a babe's in charge?

· Akira Jade (dailyniner.com)
· Alexis Amore (glam0ur.com)
· Angela Ryan (baberoll.com)
· Augusta (z0d.com)

· Bambie (wildfanny.com)
· Emy Reyes (silkengirl.com)
· Elena (asredas.com)
· Faye Taylor (cherrynudes.com)

· Hikaru Koto
(hq69.com)
· Isabella Reneaux (nudebabes.ws)
· Jade Lovely (novoporn.com)
· Jessica & Tanya (shermsshack.com)

· Katya (kindgirls.com)
· Magda (baberoad.com)
· Nikki, Sammie & Melissa (gorillamask.net)
· Rebecca Lee (gorillamask.net)

· Sarah (foxhq.com)
· Tishara Lee Cousino (nudity911.com)
· Titania Lyn (closepics.com)
· Yulia (badpinkgirls.com)

And don't forget...


· Amely
· Audrey & Allister
· Hanna
· Natasha Taylor

...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

The best (only?) thing about POV porn is getting to pretend you're in the action. But what if you imagine you're peering into a universe that only contains a young woman's loving affection for your body?

Sometimes tight camera angles are fun! Sure we'd like to be able to see everything and enjoy a frenzy of the visible, but at times it pays to slow down and really think about what you're looking at. Johnny Cash did it one piece at a time, shouldn't you?

· Hard Fuck and creampie (xtube.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

People like all sorts of things in porn: breasts, asses, Asians. But it's rare that we appreciate teeth, because so often they are tucked away for blowjobs. Here, then, are some fantastic choppers we observed on the AVN Red Carpet.

The dreamy Rocco Reed even dimmed the eye candy wattage of date Asa Akira, while Angelina Armani would have been forgiven had she used her teeth in the fellating of us (which she didn't).

Misty Stone, meanwhile, seems like she would only use her teeth for Good. She's so amiable, that Misty Stone.

Porn sure can be a creepy business, but rest assured these pornographers at least keep the Cavity Creeps away!

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)

Model: Apnea (apneasblog.com)
Photo by Steve Prue (teamronin.com)

We're not exactly sure what naked breasts have to do with men's eyewear, but Tom Ford's new eyewear ads certainly have us, ahem, seeing clearly. (fashiongonerogue.com)

Christmas may be long over, but it's never too late (or too early!) to stock up on more ornaments. Particularly when they're pornaments. Whether you're trimming your tree or decking the halls, they'll add a little hohoho to any holiday.

(Yes, we're finished with the terrible puns. Now listen to what the nice man has to say about his lovely ornaments...and do try to stop drooling over them.)

· Pornaments (pornaments.com)

We've heard that girls whose fathers don't give them enough attention will act out with older men to get that attention. Usually that means stripping, sexting, being promiscuous, and porn. Honestly, cum snorting shouldn't be on this list.

That's because it's so fucking disgusting and disrespectful and inconceivably unsexy and degrading that we don't know how they came up with it. Leave it to diabolic mad porn genius Porno Dan to raise the bar to a level so perverse that it could shock hardened pornographers like us.

Natasha Nice, Aarlynn Barra, Tanner Mayes, Kirra Lynne, and Jackly Joy willingly line up to try to "out-snort" each other on huge wads of freshly jerked pearl jam, clogging their sinuses up permanently and ensuring in the process that no man who sees this video will ever want to be with (or kiss) them.

It's enough to make us want to shout angry questions at the screen as we watch the desecration of these young ladies' nostrils occur before our shocked and confused eyes. How did it come to this, ladies? Where the fuck were your fathers growing up? Didn't anyone ever tell you not to snort cum?!!! Winston? Tango? Foxtrot?!!!

So this is our final plea: to all you fathers out there, take some time to hang out with your daughters this week and show them that you love and care for them. Take an interest in what's happening in their lives. Act like you give a shit, hot shot, because if you don't, one day in the future you will wake up to your worst nightmare—60 year old Porno Dan forcing your little angel to vacuum up a mountain of fuck pudding while spanking her with a rubber chicken. If that's not enough to make you give a shit, we don't know what is.

''Snort That Cum 2" will be sent out into the world this week. If it's anything like the first volume, it should fly off shelves. People love cum snorting. What the hell?

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Photo by John Lin, via Things That Excite Me (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

Premium cable wrapped up its fall seasons in mid-December, leaving us high and dry (and with no TV nudity!) for the past month. But there's skin in sight: a whole new slate of sexy shows are kicking off late January.

While it remains to be seen whether all these shows will live up to their promise (who can forget the debacle of "Weeds"'s overhyped Alanis Morissette "nude" scene?), we've got a good feeling that something super sexy will come out of at least one of these shows. After all: we've already seen Lucy Lawless stripped down on "Spartacus"...and that's nothing to sneeze at.

[At left: Lucy Lawless in "Spartacus: Blood and Sand," our top pick for the season.]

Sure thing
"Spartacus": This one's a no-brainer: we've already seen Lucy Lawless's sex scene from episode two (and boy, was it steamy). Add to that talk of male and female full frontal nudity, and, well, you've got a sexy show that everyone can enjoy (except maybe people who hate the Romans).

[At left: Lucy Lawless's infamous leaked "Spartacus" scene.]

Should be good
"Secret Diary of a Call Girl": "Secret Diary" started strong in the first season, but was somewhat derailed by Billie Piper's second season pregnancy (real life, not on the show). We hear she's making up for lost time in season three. Consider this on our TiVo queue.

[At left: Billie Piper and Beth Cordingly in season one of "Secret Diary of a Call Girl."]

Mark it a maybe
"Big Love": The polyamorous parlor drama hasn't been known for showing a lot of skin (these are Mormons we're talking about, after all), but we have heard rumors that season four will have a story line about one of the sons pursuing a relationship with one of his father's wives...ooh, steamy.

[At left: Rachel Avery topless in season two of "Big Love."]

Possible sleeper
"La La Land": There's nothing particularly sexy about the show's concept, cast, or marketing—but the premiere episode description makes mention of "Brief Nudity" and "Adult Content." We're not holding our breath...but hey, stranger things have happened. After all, did you really expect a show about a serial killer to feature one of TV's best female orgasms?

[At left: "La La Land"'s not-so-sexy trailer.]

Hey, if you watch this clip 253 times in a row, it'll be just like watching Will Ryder's "Flight Attendants," except it's Danish and less painful.

If the airlines started adopting these methods, we'd have a lot more crotch bombers on planes. (Zing!)

· Topless Stewardess Gives Safety Instructions (sexyandfunny.com)

If we look very closely, we can almost make out what appears to be a bit of Maria Sharapova's areola. Her very pale, square-shaped areola. Errr, actually, on second thought, that's probably a pastie. Nevermind! (taxidrivermovie.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Maybe we've just got high standards, but sometimes we're a little disappointed by the lack of effort put into internet sex tapes. Then again, other times, the amount of careful editing in one video can be mind blowing.

And let's face it: certain fucks are always worth that extra time. Like these couples: they know they're worth the extra effort. These videos are careful montages dedicated to different themes and with different editing techniques. We don't have anything against low-fi pornography; it's just that finely tuned fucking makes for a higher quality pleasure experience.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Jeni Jo Video Montage (xtube.com)

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Hippiechick's Compilation (xtube.com)

Handjob and Cumshot Compilation (xtube.com)

Our squirt and cum compilation! (xtube.com)

HUGE TIT CUM COMPILATION (xtube.com)

Cumshot Compilation (xtube.com)

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MrNuttz Montage w/ Great Music (yuvutu.com)

wetgirl montage (yuvutu.com)